Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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