I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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