Got a toothbrush?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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