my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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