No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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