Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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