Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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