oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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