ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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