Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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