Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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