Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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