Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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