if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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