At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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