I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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