I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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