ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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