so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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