we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The adults are the big ones right?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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