u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I've blown a few things in my day
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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