nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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