Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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