Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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