Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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