Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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