Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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