So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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