Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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