we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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