I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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