just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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