2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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