you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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