winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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