Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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