i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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