Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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