we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
whose parrot is this?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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