There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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