Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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