is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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