So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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