I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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