He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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