Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Text me some of your sweat
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
