all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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