Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
When are your genitals available?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
