it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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