u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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