I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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